officialunitedstates:

once I get married my wife and I are going to get a seasons pass at one of the theme parks near us and we’re going to slowly bring more and more stuff into the park and stash it all there.  a tent, blankets, generators, cans of oil, crackers, and peanut butter.  soon we can live our lives completely in the park.  at nighttime we’ll drive around in the bumper cars and knock over the dippin dots stands

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ratchlock:

pukicho:

cottonvibes:

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

Wish I was the hulk

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

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jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

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wern:

siobhanblank:

top this, bottom that, I know damn well most of you ain’t having any sex.

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stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

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my-chemical-dalek:

Gerard way, posting on Instagram: hi friendos have a comicbook and some songs

Falloutattheryanpilotsparks21, growing increasingly desparate for answers: DID YOU AND FRANK HAVE A ROMANCE OF THE UN-CHEMICAL VARIETY????

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shakescene:

shakescene:

shakescene:

“feverishly obsessed with hamlet after reading it once in twelfth grade english” is just as important and embarrassing of a phase as emo/scene/anime and should be acknowledged as such

me at age 15 writing fall out boy lyrics in my math notebook is genuinely the exact same as me at age 18 writing hamlet’s final speech in my personal journal

it just occurred to me that maybe i’m just wrought with a spineless melancholy and this isn’t universal.

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fofoblankets:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

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unclefather:

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

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girlfriendluvr:

this is still the best tweet ever made

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childlikemperor:

every time someone uses the term “exotic” to describe a person im over them instantly